DO YOU QUALIFY AS AN
"ALL AMERICAN TERRORIST?"
ACCORDING TO ENVIRONMENTALIST GROUPS.
ALL AMERICANS ARE SUPPORTING TERRORISM
(Including The Environmentalists!)
NOW, CONSIDER THIS.
WHO'S REALLY SUPPORTING TERRORISM?
IF YOU OWN A
DVD, CD, PLASTIC BAG, WALK ON CARPETING, USE TRASH BAGS, BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
OR DRIVE ANY KIND OF AUTOMOBILE. YOU SUPPORT TERROR.
LIFE IN AMERICA, WITHOUT PLASTIC...IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT OIL!
FOR ALL THOSE SUV ENEMIES, WORRIED ABOUT USING OIL,
AND HARMING THE PLANET.
DO YOU KNOW THE MAIN
INGREDIENT USED IN THE MANUFACTURE OF PLASTIC PRODUCTS?
DOES THE WORD
"OIL" RING A BELL?
MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF
EVERYTHING IN "YOUR LIFE" USING PLASTIC!
SO, WHY
NOT START WITH YOUR CREDIT CARDS!
AND IF YOU ARE A REAL ENVIRONMENTAL NUT,
YOU MAY END UP LIVING IN A CARDBOARD REFRIGERATOR BOX!
I'M SORRY. THAT
WON'T BE POSSIBLE EITHER. REFRIGERATORS ARE MADE WITH PLASIC PARTS TOO! NO
REFRIGERATOR, NO BOX!
SO JUST STORE YOUR FOOD IN A
WELL VENTILATED DUMPSTER. ASK YOUR LIBERAL REPRESENTATIVE FOR MORE WELFARE,
AND
STOP SUPPORTING YOUR LIBERAL TERRORISM IN AMERICA!
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