WAKE UP AMERICA!
It's Time To Send Our TOP Liberal Hollywood Stars into Service.
They Want Our President To Cease Any & All Talk about War!
And They Openly Tell The Nation That Gave Them Their Success & Wealth
THEY HATE AMERICA!
They should be the Concerned Americans Who
Put Their "MONEY" Where their "MOUTH" is!
America! Please Allow Those STARS To Negotiate for us instead of Our President.
They are so Highly Educated....Just ask them! They Know Everything About Anything, and Of Course...Being Movie Stars, Singers, High-school & College Drop-Out's Fully Qualifies Them To Defend....and Speak, For All Americans!
BUT FIRST, THEY NEED TO SERVE THE NATION!
How Many of Those So Called Patriots of the Art's would volunteer to serve their country in Uniform?
FOOD FOR THOUGHT?
They are so Highly Educated, and Have so much SCREEN recognition. It would sound so much more convincing, when speaking with SADDAM, or the North Korean President, or to tell those known to have the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" In person.
Just imagine how FREE we'd all be, after the most important statement made would be:
We AMERICANS Just Want to get Along!
It would be far more influential for a Celebrity to tell those who hate, and want to destroy America, We're So Sorry We are FREE, we have Liberty, and we have Freedom's Your People Will Never Have.
SO YOU TELL US WHAT YOU WANT!
WE'LL TELL OUR GOVERNMENT TO GIVE IT TO YOU!
It's always easier to BUY or PAY Off a potential enemy, than stand up to them, and tell them to stop Killing their own people and threatening the World with Nuclear Blackmail!
Perhaps a lifetime supply of "MOVIE RENTALS" would serve as a bargaining chip during negotiations!
So long as we learn to turn away, and pretend we care!
Otherwise, We'll have to Move Out of the Hollywood Area, and lose our Multi-Million Dollar Homes if Our President Insists that You are Our Enemies!
So Please, Please Don't Pay Any Attention To What Our President May Say!
We agree with You...He's really the Evil One, and You guys are just Poor, Intimidated People Threatened by the American Mad Man!
BEFORE

AFTER
FUTURE SCENES OF HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA
SOON TO BE NAMED YELLOW WOOD!
(Hey, it glows in the dark! Thank You Babs!)

HOLLYWOOD, Former Home to, and a portion of the American Bred, AXIS of Evil, Consisting of Stupidity & Selfish Ignorance, Kindly Not Mentioned By The President!
These views, seen from a fully loaded, (non-environmental) Ted Turner & Hollywood Owned 747, zipping East toward New York City at high speed.
The celebrities will be departing the nation for Iraq, at the invitation of Fan Club President & Vice President
SADDAM.&.. USAMA (Democratic Sen. Patty Murry's Hero Humanitarian)

A Special message: from fan Club President to Babs, Alex, Sean, and the rest of the Hollywood Stars.
Please Be sure your Life Insurance is Paid Up, and bring documents with you!
Make me the Primary Beneficiary!
I'll be traveling soon, and sanctions took away my "American Express Card"
Enjoy Your Short Stay In My Former Country! Signed: SADDAM #666