Kerry's Real Speech! My Fellow American'sLet me begin by introducing myself.I'm John Kerry.....a Vietnam Veteran. I'm running for president of the United States of America..and, by the way. Did I tell you. I'm a Vietnam Veteran? Last Thursday, at Our Convention. I spoke to America for the first time as the dedicated, hard working replacement for President Bush.Did I tell you. I'm a Vietnam Veteran too? During my speech at the Democrat Convention. I promised to repeal the taxes of Americans who earn over 200,000 dollars per year, and give it to the Americans....who work for a living! Let me remind you. I am a Vietnam Veteran! When I promised to repeal those taxes to the RICH who earn over 200,000 dollars a year. What I didn't tell you which might lose many votes, is that those Americans who earn 200,000 dollars are...In Reality, Working families who COMBINED, earn 200,000 dollars a year.That means. If a husband earns 110,000 and his wife earns 90,000, they are the Americans who will see their TAXES INCREASE!Sorry for the omission, but did you know....I'm a Vietnam Veteran??? When I told you, at the convention, we would add 40,000 more troops to our military, and increase our SPECIAL FORCES....I may have omitted the fact that we SECRETLY.....plan on bringing back the DRAFT. That decison has been made in order to further DIVIDE Americans, and continue to make president Bush look worse. By the way....speaking of our Military....Did I tell you. I'm a VIETNAM VET? Finally. Since everyone still wonders what I would do differently than the present administration in IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN. I am going to break traditon and tell you the truth (not in our democrat agenda).I have no idea what I would do differently, and when I am elected president, and regain the power we lost after the 2000 elections....I still won't have any idea's! But I will consult with the leaders of FRANCE, GERMANY, SPAIN, THE PHILLIPEANS, RUSSIA and TEDDY KENNEDY to forumulate more ways to TAKE YOUR MONEY while appeasing our enemies who only want to kill......Republicans and Conservatives!We have a plan with OBL (agreed to via the Micheal Moore Film Festival in FRANCE) That only TOKEN Democrat voters (blacks, latino' and those with little education) would only be targeted by Terrorist groups, leaving the ELITE, UPPER creme of the crop Democrats alone. Namely those like me who FLIP-FLOP, and Pretend to be FALSE PROPHETS! saying everything the people want to hear.....as long as I am elected!I think that qualifies me to be your president.....and, by the way....DID I TELL YOU......I'M A VIETNAM VETERAN WHO BETRAYED MY FELLOW AMERICANS IN UNIFORM? And....PLEASE, DON'T SPREAD THE WORD.Miss Fonda and I may (no we did) have been directly responsible for the DEATHS of many thousands of AMERICANS!Please remember all of this....when you go to vote for me on November 2nd!I will not let you down. (Not until you vote for me) Sincerely......John F. (I wish my last name was Kennedy) Kerry P.S. Unlike my fellow democrat senator from Massachusetts..... I AM A VIETNAM VETERAN........WHO KNOWS HOW TO RESCUE THINGS IN THE WATER! BACK TO The MAIN Page